The Little Things That Make Women Happy

  • Pay attention to the little things. What are her favorite snacks? How does she like her coffee? What kind of things does she like to do for fun? Remember these things and try to surprise her with them from time to time.

  • Be a good listener. When she talks to you, really listen. Put away your phone and make eye contact. Let her know that you’re interested in what she has to say.

  • Do little things to make her life easier. Offer to help her with chores or errands. Bring her home a coffee from her favorite shop. Give her a massage at the end of a long day.

  • Tell her how much you love and appreciate her. Don’t forget to say “I love you” every day. And let her know how much you appreciate all the things she does for you.

  • Massage her shoulders and feet most of the time you will get some action in return.

Time for some fun jokes

Corny love jokes to make you smile

Happy reading and happy joking!

  1. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

  2. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Eyesore. Eyesore who? Eyesore does love you a lot.

  3. I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.

  4. Did you hear about the porcupine who was near-sighted? He fell in love with a pincushion.

  5. My boyfriend and I met on the internet. My mother asked him what line he used on me, and my boyfriend replied, “I just used a modem”.

  6. A couple is on a date at a fancy restaurant. The woman tells the man to say something to her that will get her heart racing. He says, “I forgot my wallet”.

  7. Why do painters always fall for their models? Because they love them with all of their art.

  8. Let’s commit the perfect crime together. I’ll steal your heart, and you can steal mine.

  9. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Frank. Frank who? Frank you for loving me.

  10.  Are you a cat? Because I’m a feline a connection between us.

Looking for extra romantic jokes?

If you’re still left wanting after reading those corny short jokes, then you might enjoy reading a few more extra credit corny jokes that can help you go the extra mile. Consider these little icebreakers the next time you’re talking to someone that you’re interested in.

If you’re lucky, then you might be able to get them to crack a smile with these jokes.

  1. If you were a potato, you’d be a sweet one.

  2.  What happened to the two vampires who went on their first date? It was love at first bite!

  3.  Are you a cat? Because you are purrrfect.

  4.  We must both be subatomic particles because I feel this strong force between the two of us.

  5.  What did one boat say to the other boat? Are you interested in a little row-mance?

  6.  What did the patient with the broken leg say to their doctor? Hey doc, I have a crutch on you.

  7.  You are like my dentures. I can’t smile without you.

  8.  Never laugh at your significant other’s choices because you happen to be one of them.

  9.  There were two antennas who met on a roof, and they fell in love and decided to get married. The ceremony was nothing fancy, but you could tell that they had a very strong connection.

  10. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candice. Candice who? Candice be love that I am feeling right now?

  11.  Love is getting mad at someone, telling that person to go to hell, and hoping that they get there safely.

  12.  You can fall from the sky, and you can fall from a tree, but the best way for you to fall is to fall in love with me.

  13.  Knock, knock. Who’s there? Owl. Owl who? Owl always love you!

  14.  On a scale of 1 to 10, you are the only 1 for me.

  15.  What did one volcano say to the other volcano? “I lava you”.

  16.  Knock, knock. Who’s there? Amish. Amish who? Aw, Amish you too!

  17.  Do you want to know why I plan on no longer using Google anymore? Because after all this time that I have spent searching, I have found the love of my life and it is you.

  18.  Love is when I walk to the other side of the classroom to sharpen my pencil just so I can see her. And then I realize that I am holding a pen.

  19.  I want to spend the rest of my life trying to get out of debt with you.

  20.  A husband and wife are drinking wine at home. The wife says, “I love you.” The husband asks if that is her or the wine talking. She replies, “It’s me talking to the wine”.

  21.  Why should you never marry a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them!

  22.  How did the telephone propose to its girlfriend? He gave her a ring.

  23.  What did the astronaut’s fiancé say when he proposed to her in outer space? She said, “I can’t breathe!”

  24.  Knock, knock. Who’s there? Will. Will who? Will you marry me?

  25.  Forget about the butterflies. When I am with you, I feel the whole zoo.

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Thank you,

Sara Dardar

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